Relatable, not reposted
Everything here is written from scratch — no reposts, no screenshots of somebody else's joke. The best of the week lands in your inbox on Fridays.
The week's best, once a week
Everything here is written from scratch — no reposts, no screenshots of somebody else's joke. The best of the week lands in your inbox on Fridays.
am I out of touch on whistling
no, it's my lungs that are wrong
touch
gave up on the knot
these are slip-ons now
sadfrog
a happy wagging tail
IT'S A DEMOLITION ZONE
ackbar
that awkward moment when
the rant about mom goes straight to mom
ams
totally going to stretch today
roller's been under the bed since January
harold
bowl's been empty an hour
Y U NO text them yourself
yuno
i don't always charge my toothbrush
but when i do, it's forever
interesting
why forty kinds of oat milk
but never plain flour
philosoraptor
the recipe photo
my crust, now a coin
dbg
never registered a single warranty card
still expect full customer support
cb
one does not simply
print the last page
mordor
ate the last square
told everyone it was already gone
success
if someone could remove that nameplate
that would be great
officespace
bus shelter, no bench
bolt a beach chair down at 3am
iw
such fake sleep
very much awake
doge
bowl's been empty an hour
Y U NO text them yourself
yuno
i don't always charge my toothbrush
but when i do, it's forever
interesting
why forty kinds of oat milk
but never plain flour
philosoraptor
the recipe photo
my crust, now a coin
dbg
never registered a single warranty card
still expect full customer support
cb
one does not simply
print the last page
mordor
ate the last square
told everyone it was already gone
success
if someone could remove that nameplate
that would be great
officespace
bus shelter, no bench
bolt a beach chair down at 3am
iw
such fake sleep
very much awake
doge
new year gym rush
parking spot back by feb 2
success
check engine light, 8 months on
it's fine
fine
47 containers, 3 matching lids
stonks
stonks
friend saving screenshots on you
you, saving screenshots right back
spiderman
Cat
Y U NO nap before 3am
yuno
Washer finished at noon
Dryer loaded by Friday
success
You get bacon
So does your second plate
oprah
Said something rude, no coffee yet
Legally not responsible
rollsafe
Brain at 5:58am
Get up now
exit
Half-finished shelf since spring
It's basically art now
fine
office printer
y u no work during the interview
yuno
socks bought in matching pairs
one missing by tuesday
away
the charger i labeled with tape
the charger no one gave back
spiderman
sixth cup, hands shaking
it's fine
fine
stick to the list
buy the whole snack aisle
both
left it in the machine two days
counts as clean now
success
my brain, two hours to deadline
finish the report
exit
reply right now
mute it, check back in 2027
drake
packed for the weekend
zipper closes first try
success
buy wireless earbuds
untangle these again
drake
parking apps
Y U NO just take my card
yuno